29 May 2006 @ 11:17 pm
Tattletales Part One  
Title: Tattletales Part One
Series: Babes in Arms
Author: RingPrincess
Rating: G
Summary: in order to discourage momma's boys tendencies...
Warnings: cuteness... permagrin syndome... beware!
A/N: I blame my mother now... she tells me cute stories about my nephews and it's too good not to use... another one soon.

Chion ran into the room. Tears spilled from his eyes and his face all wrinkled up. He grabbed onto Rikku's leg and began to sob.

"Chi-Chi-Chier-Chieri.. to-twook my to-toy."

Rikku stared down at her son. "She what?"

"Sh-she twook my toy."

Rikku blinked. "Well, don't let her do that to you. Go and take it back."

"She HIT me!"

"Hit her back then!"

Chion stared up at her, his brow creased in thought as if this had never actually occured to him. He let go of her leg. "I cwan do that?"

Rikku nodded. "Yep. Smack her and take it right back."

He squared his shoulders and puffed out his little chest. "Ohkay." He turned around and marched from the room. A few moments later, Rikku heard the sound of a sharp smack and Chieri's wails. The little girl ran from the kitchen.

"Chi- chi-chion HWIT me!"
 
 
 
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mccpcorn: 5Times in Istanbulmccpcorn on May 30th, 2006 08:26 am (UTC)
*_*

(Remember kids: Rikku and Gippal's children are specially trained professionals - don't try this at home!)
ringprincessringprincess on May 31st, 2006 12:01 am (UTC)
oh please, like my nephews are trained proffessionals...

yes, my sister tells this to her kids... with FOUR boys you kinda have to or else one or the other is gonna be TROMPED on.
Ivy Snow: Kid and Sergeishie07 on June 2nd, 2006 02:13 am (UTC)
Amusing. If I were a friend of Rikku's, I'd probably gape at her then demand what she was smoking XD

Very cute tho! Hehe
ringprincessringprincess on June 3rd, 2006 12:02 am (UTC)
LOL

umm... this is based of a true story. My sister tells this to her three boys (the fourth is so small that he's still not crawling even). It's as the summary says, to discourage mommy-boy syndrome. All three are little hellions anyways. If they didn't stand up to each other they'd all be seriosly taken advantage of by the one with the strongest will. SOOO... they're all pretty stubborn anyways and each has his own sort of temper (raging bull, long fuse and tactician). I can't wait until the fourth boy has a personality... aieee.

The first time I heard it I about died laughing, but then again, I know my nephews too.

I'm glad you liked it.
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